Tuesday, 29 October 2013

Wikipedia.

Wikipedia is not a "reliable source". Don't be a dumb dumb.

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Thursday, 5 January 2012

Junk Food Music

Lady Gaga is to music what the Big Mac is to a healthy diet.


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Following this logic

Kanye West would be a batter coated, deep fried Triple Big Mac with a 10 gallon cola on the side.


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Saturday, 2 April 2011

Rebecca Black Sabbath

Music impresario and TV celeb Sharon Osbourne has just inked a deal to unite Rebecca Black with aging rocker Ozzy Osbourne. Their self-titled debut set, Rebecca Black Sabbath, will be comprised entirely of ringtones, each ringtone being a 10 way co-write between music's most commercially successful songwriters. American Idol's Randy Jackson, J-Lo and Steven Tyler have been tapped to produce.

Despite the fact that Rebecca Black Sabbath have no plans to tour, reports say the tour is already sold out due to speculation of high demand in the market.

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Friday, 1 April 2011

Live Nation's bid for Warner Record Labels

NEWSFLASH!!!

Today the Music Business officially announced that it will be changing it's name to the "Live Nation" business. All Superstars All The Time.

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http://www.billboard.biz/bbbiz/industry/touring/analysis-interpreting-live-nation-s-bid-1005107172.story