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A Saskatchewan Conservative candidate says the federal government has decided to cut funding to the International Planned Parenthood Federation, a decision he says was influenced by anti-abortion supporters.

Yes, I no

 Yes, I no

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Rebecca Black Sabbath

Music impresario and TV celeb Sharon Osbourne has just inked a deal to unite Rebecca Black with aging rocker Ozzy Osbourne. Their self-titled debut set, Rebecca Black Sabbath, will be comprised entirely of ringtones, each ringtone being a 10 way co-write between music's most commercially successful songwriters. American Idol's Randy Jackson, J-Lo and Steven Tyler have been tapped to produce.

Despite the fact that Rebecca Black Sabbath have no plans to tour, reports say the tour is already sold out due to speculation of high demand in the market.

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Live Nation's bid for Warner Record Labels

NEWSFLASH!!!

Today the Music Business officially announced that it will be changing it's name to the "Live Nation" business. All Superstars All The Time.

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http://www.billboard.biz/bbbiz/industry/touring/analysis-interpreting-live-nation-s-bid-1005107172.story

Are Charlie Sheen and Rebecca Black messages from God?

If I were a believer I might think that God is sending us a message and the message is named Charlie Sheen. I'm always troubled by the way North American culture loves to build stars up so far beyond any reasonable level of fame and then relish in crucifying them. Happens every single day. 

Charlie was the latest until little Rebecca Black came along. I feel sorry for this kid. Yes she sucks but no more than many music stars today. It's not her fault that millions of asswipes have nothing better to do in life than download her video and spend way too much time talking about it. And the hate mail. That's just shameful. Rebecca Black's fame is a symptom of a diseased culture. It is a reflection of us as a culture and that's why we hate it so. No wonder people react so strongly. They're recoiling from the truth.

As for Charlie, if you saw his surprise walk on on Jimmy Kimmel last week you saw a very drawn, scattered and emaciated looking figure.  A reflection of North American popular culture.

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The Republican Party

"There will always be people who are highly motivated by greed. Those who seek to perpetuate poverty and ignorance in order to enhance their own material wealth. Those who commit unspeakable acts in the name of god, country and righteousness. In The United States, these people are known as The Republican Party."


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Bev Oda

Bev Oda is a slug.

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Today's Music Business

The music business needs a change. A diaper change.


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The Pope

Reinstating holocaust deniers and condemning condom use in Africa, saying AIDS is an issue of immoral behavior. This from an organization whose past and present is stained by serial sexual abuse of children and which pays countless millions of dollars to conceal and settle, out of court, the crimes of so many of it's clergy. Shameful.


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